At a cannibal's restaurant

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came
upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu.

Tourist: $ 5.00
Broiled Missionary: $10.00
Fried Explorer: $15.00
Baked LIBERAL, Grilled CONSERVATIVE or Sauteed NDP: $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
"Why such a high price for the Politicians?"

The cook replied,
"Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."

(Sent by George W. $ 5.00)