Children identifying flavors

The children began to identify the flavors by their color:
Red.....................Cherry
Yellow................Lemon
Green...................Lime
Orange ...............Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste.
The teacher said, 

-'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, 

-'Oh my God! They're ass-holes!'
The teacher had to leave the room!

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(sent by George W)

La máquina más adecuada

Le dice un viejo de 70 a su entrenador en el Gimnasio:
- "¿Qué máquina debo usar para impresionar a una chica de 30?"
El tipo lo mira y dice...
- "Pues... Yo le recomiendo el cajero automático...!!!!!"

(Enviado por Paco)